I’m a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women, and breakfast food.
(Source: aedisons, via jakeparalta)
pretending to study in front of ur parents like
Do not pity the dead, Harry, pity the living. Above all, pity those who live without love. By returning you may ensure that fewer souls are maimed and fewer families are torn apart. If that seems to you a worthy goal, then we say goodbye for the present.
(Source: iamnevertheone, via nattdormer)
guys who rarely wear suits look at least 385% hotter when wearing a suit while guys who usually wear suits look 451% hotter when wearing casual clothes trust me this is science
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"There are no consequences to my actions anymore! No matter what I do nothing bad can happen to me. I am like a white male U.S. senator!"
(Source: jerksicaday, via amypoehler)